Mason has been cast in a newly-discovered, never-before-seen play by the world-class absurdist LaSalle Montclare. But the play must be performed exactly as written. And Montclare, who worked on a typewriter when there was no Spell Check, was a lousy typist. This is why the play opens with Mason holding his costar at gunpoint and having to say, “I’ve got a bun? Come out or I’ll hoot.” 

Characters  

JOHN ……A theater director… age unimportant but probably at least 40. 

MASON…Age actor… age unimportant, but should be about the same age as John.

GLORIA…Age actress …age unimportant, but should be about the same age as Mason and John